Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN ALL MONTH
at some point in your life you have to make an important decision
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! … itty bitty living space.
this entire episode is a treasure.
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on
"horses are such majestic creatures!"
jennifer lawrence is homophobic, biphobic, transphobic, has made fun of people with mental disorders, acts like shes the only actress in hollywood who doesnt have anorexia, and people ignore that and praise her as a positive role model i fucking give up