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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

blissdaisy:

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

favourite

The Sum of All Evil by The Chapman Brothers

mydogsnokes:

jaggedfragments:

mydogsnokes:

otakoyakii:

mydogsnokes:

i was sitting like this when i opened photo booth

I want to see all of it

im 12

If you’re 12*, that’s why we want to see all of it.  We need proof and are surprised it doesn’t appear in the frame, being so big.
* inches

im 12 years old

mydogsnokes:

jaggedfragments:

mydogsnokes:

otakoyakii:

mydogsnokes:

i was sitting like this when i opened photo booth

I want to see all of it

im 12

If you’re 12*, that’s why we want to see all of it. We need proof and are surprised it doesn’t appear in the frame, being so big.

* inches

im 12 years old

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

sighotic:

fahbulus:

i’ve seen this photo so many times over the past few years and i only just noticed the guy pulling the finger omg

 

sighotic:

fahbulus:

i’ve seen this photo so many times over the past few years and i only just noticed the guy pulling the finger omg

 

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

image

pizza:

misha-loves-tahno:

please no one wear these ever 


too late, Justin bieber already does

pizza:

misha-loves-tahno:

please no one wear these ever 

too late, Justin bieber already does

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

kingdom-fandom:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls